ugh

ok, if i break up one more chunky piece of phlegm in my throat, i’m gonna barf. What the hell is wrong with me right now?

Ugh, sickness yuck!

On top of that, the rabid aliens in my abdomen won’t quit. I think i might have irritable bowel syndrom. ha ha. Wouldn’t that be a fun alternative?

I am going to be "important" today… or something…

my hair looks sorta cute. I should take a picture.

ummmm.

this is lame.

I thought I’d come here and say something profound.

but i just talked about chunky phlegm.

and that’s gross.

i’d really like to go throw up.