Give it on up to homelessville!

(That title is for holly! JT is a good actor and funny as hell. woot woot!)

andn ow.

pointless survey drivvel. i’m telling. i’m bored as it gets.

The Basic Stuff
Name?:     El-Monico

Age?:     Ageless and Senseless

Height?:     short enough
Weight?:     Working on it!

Birthday?:     April 17, 1979

Birthplace?:     I think it might be earth, but the jury is still out on that.

Current Location?:     At my desk in California

School/Grade?:     In Limbo with College
Zodiac Sign?:     The Ram
Chinese Zodiac Sign?:     The Goat

Righty or Lefty?:     Righty Tighty (oh my)

Haircolor?:     Oh lord, it is confused these days.it’s light brown, dark brown, auburn reddish and blonde. Crack head hair fo sho.
Eyecolor?:     brown.

Skin Color?:     uhhh… skin colored. Ha ha!

About You
What’s Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc):    I have 1 father, 2 mothers, 6 brothers, 4 sisters, 2 nieces, 2 nephews and 2 young boy children of my own.

Any Pets?:     Not me personally, but there are 3 cats and a fish in my house that can go fly off a cliff and I wouldn’t care.

If So What Are They?:    shut up and read the answer above stupid question
Favorite Relative?:     I love my Aunt Debbie,if you are going for that. She has always beenmy favorite.

Least Favorite Relative?:     Hmmmm. The evil ones that mooch off the goodness of the good ones.

What’s Your Heritage/Race?:     American. Eat it.

Political Affilation?:     I’m a proud conservative/republican/idon’tgiveacrapwhatyouthinkanywayian. If you throw something at me, make it 20 dollar bills. I’m poor.

Love & Sex<span style="COLOR: #99ccff; FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma”>
Sexuality?:     I like penis.

Are You In A Relationship Now?:    no. don’t remind me

If So, With Whom?: I told you not to remind me!

For How Long?: You’re trying to make me cry now aren’t you…
Are You In Love?:     oh sweet heaveny baby jesus in swaddling clothes. STOP IT.

Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?:     I can honestly say no. I don’t like anyone right now. Unless you count Orlando Bloom and other such hot untouchable celebrities.
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?:    Yes.

How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?:     14. *sigh*

Virgin?:     I’ll take two and call you in the morning.
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?:     19
Was It Enjoyable?:     Not in the least.

What’s The Farthest You’ve Ever Gone?:     If you wanna know if I’ve had anal, yes. Now go sit and twirl. Ha ha!
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?:     My neck and bottom of my wrists *squeal*
Best Love Quote?:     Love Stinks
Your Friends
Best?:     My Kim and my Holly

How Many Do You Have?:     I have several online, but only a few I actually “see”

More Guys Or Girls?:     I like guys better than girls

Love Them All?:     Not all of them. But I do love you. And you. And oh yeah… you!

Any You Wish You Were Closer To?:     yes. Yes. And yes.

Oldest?:     what?
Newest?:     eh huh? flahdiddyflahflah
Pen Pal?:     I pal with the pen with lots through e-mails. Which isn’t really a pen. But. Uhh. Shut up.

This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?:     boxers. On the floor.<span style="COLOR: #99ccff; FONT-FAMILY: Papyrus; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma”>
Thongs or G-Strings?:     Thong tha thong thong thong.

Shorts or Pants?:     Pants. My legs art ugly.
Shoes or Barefeet?:     socks.

Books or Movies?:     books made into movies, and movies made into books. And stuff.
Night or Day?:     nizight
Dark or Light?:     dizark

Mountains or Beach?:     bizeach
Snow or Sun?:     snizow

Pepsi or Coke?:     What would Jesus Drink? Pepsi of course

Guys or Girls?:     Guys
Swim or Surf?:     Surf (I wanna learn how anyway)
For or Against
Gay Marriage?:     Yay!

Abortion?:     *sigh*

Bush Getting Re-elected?:     *flee*

Suicide?:     why?

War?:     If  required

Pants?:     ON THE FLO!

Clothes In General?:     Not if there’s a hot guy around
Penises?:     Mmmm, delicious.

Favorites
Color?:     Green … olive green

Number?:     57
Holiday?:     Hmm, the ones I get off work! Whee!

Season?:     Fall
Movie?:     Kill Bill volume 1
Book?:     Dark Tower Series (Stephen King)</span>
Magazine?:     Game Informer
Food?:     Pizza and Ice cream!

Drink?:     Pepsi and Iced Tea

TV Show?:     Right now… Dead Like Me
Song?:    (right now) Not About Love – Fiona Apple

Band?:     (right now) Flyleaf

Computer Game?:     The Sims 2
Video Game?:     Final Fantasy XII and Xenosaga 3

Anime/Manga?:     Fullmetal Alchemist and Ghost in the Shell (though loving Trinity Blood and Eueraka 7… and bleach. Oh I love the anime)

Shirt?:     My red shirt with the monkey on it.
Pants?:     My jeans that make me look skinny
Actor?:     Orlando Bloom
Actress?:     Uma Thurman

Singer?:     Me. Ha ha! j/k I dunno right now.

Flower?:     Tulips

Scent?:     Vanilla or Coconut

Animal?:     A cute puppie

Cookie?:     fresh backed nice and warm chocolate chip. Mmmmm!
The Future
Want To Go To College?:     Yes, I’d love to finish!
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?:     A grown up with grown up things. Like a house and a family…

Want To Get Married?:     After I get divorced to a NICE man. Sure!Want To Have Kids?:     I have no choice. I have 2 already. But 3 more would rule.

What Would Their Names Be?:     Jonathon, Jacob. I want a Marissa, and a Moriah and … whatever yo. Yeah, a kid named WHATEVERYO. Hahahah.
How Many?:     ideal is 5

Where Do You Want To Live?:     A nice house, close to the ocean.

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