I whine all year long.*edit: OD IS A BITCH

 

 

Ok, so lets try this crap AGAIN.

I stole this little year in review thing from a few diarists. and it was sorta fun. Till OD messed it up and now I have to do it again.

Now it’s just a chore and it annoys me.

YAY MONDAY!

so the point is to take the first few sentences from teh first entry of every month of the year.

and that’s the review.

whatever.

my head hurts.

i’m not even going to reformat it and TRY to make it look like anything but the crap that it is.

 

 

Title: I hate this year already…

Date: Tuesday, January 03, 2006

 

Am I supposed to care that it’s 2006 yet?

all it’s doing is making me think it’s the sixth of january all the time.

whatever.

 

 

Title: it’s not as if i really LIKE to bleed…

Date: Wednesday, February 01, 2006

 

I don’t want to win the title of Miss Fertile America right now.

 

If any of you guys see my period, tell it to hurry up and visit me.

damn it to fucking hell.

 

 

Title: yee.. *cough spit*

Date: Friday, March 03, 2006

 

That photobucket thing is nifty.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto” align=”center”>i’ll get an account I think.

I"m flying under the radar, private entries and such.

I hate that I’m not comfortable. But I don’t think people get me, and I just dont’ feel like explaining right now.

 

Title: I DON’T LIKE IT!

Date: Wednesday, April 12, 2006

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FRONT PAGE. I guess my absence was too long. *cring*

me no likey. me want the old ways. me old. me need the old ways.

Obviously, when I get old, i regress to elementary thought processes.

Title: i’m so tired of fate and coincidences….

 

Date: Saturday, May 06, 2006

 

Ok, discombobulation:

 

work is fine.

slow and strange and wierd, but fine.

got a new computer

 

Title Cosmic Mystery

Date Thursday, June 01, 2006

 

My computer is being a big buttinsky today.

So hows folks. it’s thursday. I’m very tired. I had strange dreams. Didn’t sleep well. all is just peachy keen. I’msuper fat today. I don’t know if it’s bloating or the fact that I’m just a whale.

I think it’s because I’m a whale.

 

Title oh damn, you got a PIMPLE

Date Saturday, July 01, 2006

 

Hmmm (my title means nothing, i couldn’t think of one, so that’s what i wrote)

so mysterious.

 

CNY took him off of her top 20 completely.

 

Title: cotton in ears = can’t hear screams

 

Date: Tuesday, August 01, 2006

It’s so cute right now!!!

On my favorites list, me and my two best friends are all in a row. And I’m in the middle… cuz i’m SPECIAL.

well.. after I post this, it won’t be like that anymore, but I thought it was cute.

 

Title: Fight the Beast within

Date: Saturday, September 02, 2006

 

Is this real?

talk about pacing yourself.

no jumping into things.

take it nice and easy.

behave.

 

Title: Am I supposed to be awake?

Date: Monday, October 02, 2006

blargh.

I’ve got a few things I can write about.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto” align=”center”>I’m not awake enough yet to do it.

neener.

 

Title: a brain blah. *e

Date: Wednesday, November 01, 2006

 

I forgot to mention that the new employees at my old job are sucky and evil and bitchy and i want to bop them on the head.

 good morning.

 

Title: Fwiday

Date: Friday, December 01, 2006

If you see my head rolling down the street, could you  like, step on it and roll it back this way? UGH to the pain.

I barely slept last night… wanna know why?

Because I was so excited that I had completed the Nanowrimo goal… and because I wanted to work on my story some more. It was very strange.

 

 

 

 

 

argh.

this better save right or i’m gong on a rampage.

*E*

LOOK DOWN THERE.

YEAH.

SEE THOSE LINES?

MMHMM, i have NO IDEA why it did that.

*throws fit*