Talking to myself and answering back…

Hey Mo, how many more hours of work do you have?

 

Why, I have 8 hours and 45 minutes left!

Wow! that’s so great!

boy isn’t it?!!!

*sigh*

so i only have an hour and 15 here at this job with a computer and nothing to do.

So have a survey.

it’s delicious.

i put whipped cream on it!

1. FIRST NAME.

Monique. Punk.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Well, my mother wanted to name me Monica after a Young and the Restless character. I’m not kidding. But my father said Monique was better. My father won. obviously.

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?

Hmmm, about 2 hours ago when i posted my nanowrimo excerpt. i like that word. EXCERPT.

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

When I’m concentrating, it can be gorgeous. but most of the time it’s a loopy mess of hell.

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?

What the? uh. I like salami. the hard long salami. ha ha!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Oh probably not. i’m a huge crazy bitch. ha ha! and i’m insane! I don’t even know why i have the friends i have, but i love them!

7. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?

No, cuz this open diary is not really words. it’s BLARFIGNOGGINS.

what the hell stupid question asker.

8. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

No. nevarrrrr. shut the hell up.

9. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

Why yes. and his name is Fred. I love him. I feed him marshmallows.

10. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Would you?

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

I love me some lucky charms yo. thats my cereal of the month. but i like lots of cereal. with no milk. har!

12. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

Nope. i’m too lazy. then i cuss the next time i have to put them on cuz i have to untie them then.

13. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY?

I’m a strong ass bitch whore. now you decide.

14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Chocolate chip cookie dough. Though I seriously wanna try fish food from ben and jerry’s sounds delish and i dont’ feel like using a periodorspacesanymorehowdoyoulikethat!

15. SHOE SIZE?

7.5 cuz god made them that way.

16. RED OR PINK?

Red red reeeeeeed bloooooooody reeeeeeed.

17. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

My hair and my feet. I would like to trade them with someone who has cute hair and cute feet. as opposed to what monique? a troll? my god. shut up.

18. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

*sigh* W. I miss him horribly. I’d give up a lot of things (including my computer for like… a year! *gasp*) to see him and touch him and talk to him again. =(

19. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO POST THIS?

no you stupid retard. what the hell.

20. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

I have on a bright lime green button up shirt that shows my cleav. and some black slacks. i’m super business slut today.

21. LAST THING YOU ATE?

a chili cheese fry. yes. ONE. cuz evil Mr. Happy Doom bought some and was trying to make us all have heart disease and eat them with him. but i only took one. and it didn’t even have chili on it. ha ha!

22. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

The operations and maintenance people on the two way radio babbling about a runway light. stupids…

23. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

I’d be olive green. Or midnight blue. those are my favorite crayons.

24. FAVORITE SMELL?

Hmm, besides food smells, i LOVE rubbing alcohol. i just LOVE IT. I could sniff it for hours. mmmmm.

25. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

A lady who just asked me to transfer her to extension 211. that’s my supervisors extension. blah blah blah. boring.

26. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?

Oh my… probably teeth and hands. I swear i look at that first. and then their voices and how intelligent they are. and then the rest. and then i wanna kiss them and rip their clothes off and fuck them till they cry. tmi? ok… tmi…

27. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU STOLE THIS FROM?

Oh i love her to death and i’d have her babies… yep.

28. FAVORITE DRINK?

<font color="#cc99ff”>Cranberry Mikes Hard Lemonade… or pepsi… hahahah

29. FAVORITE SPORT?

Sex.

ok ok, i like football the most probably.

30. EYE COLOR?

I’d have to say blue, but I really am enamored with green eyes these days. but hell, pretty comesin all colors… even deep dark brown (like mine bitch)

31. HAT SIZE?

oh, you’re kidding. kiss my ass.

32. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

No, though i’ve noticed my vision is getting a little blurry. i don’t like it. but i’d definitely wear them if i needed to and i’ve always wanted color ones.

33. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

happy movies that turn scary. ha ha!

34. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIES?

oh well hell on a tricycle. i don’t remember!!!!

35. HUGS OR KISSES?

A kiss while i’mg etting hugged… and groped. thanks. yeah, i’m coming into heat, sue me.

36. SUMMER OR WINTER?

winter please. give me cold to snuggle up and be warm in thanks.

37. FAVORITE DESSERT?

anything chocolate with ice cream involved.

38. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO SWIPE THIS?

Rumpledamnstiltskin. what the hell, i hate these questions!

39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

My left buttcheek. it’s SO antisocial!

40. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

The Wolves of the Calla, book 5 in the Dark Tower Series. it rules!

41. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

my work mousepad is just grey. at home it’s blue adelphia bullcrap. i used to have the cutest one with japenese writing. i loved it. it made me feel hip and cool.

42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

hmmm. CSI… love that damn show. i was all smitten with blue eyed brown guy. hahahahah. i don’t nkow his name (shows how much i actually pay attention to things in the damn show i’ve been watching for months) but god i wanna lick him.

43. FAVORITE SOUNDS?

a guy moaning my name as he cu-… ok ok ok SORRY. i do love to hear my sons talk to each other nicely though. and the ocean. thanks.

44. ROLLING STONES OR THE BEATLES?

Can i roll a stone over a beatle?

45. THE FURTHEST YOU’VE BEEN AWAY FROM HOME?

I guess Florida when i was a kid…

46. WHAT IS YOUR SPECIAL TALENT?

blow jobs. i rule. and i can sing pretty damn well. but I haven’t sang for anyone in so long i’m too scared to do it these days. am i lame or what?

47. WHERE AND WHEN WERE YOU BORN?

I was born in Los Angeles California in 1979, prematurely, kicking and screaming all the way.

now my little chicken bombs. Love your lovers and kick your haters and bring the good times rollin down the hill to my kitchen.

i have no fucking clue.

i’m insane.