ok, that survey is a bitch ass whore

the rest of that screwball survey it won’t let me post! if you care about the first half it’s in the other entry.

 

if you don’t, well piss and poo on you.

hahah ew. piss AND poo.

nasty…

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: yes. that is why i won’t play if i can’t be first. i’m just crazy like that

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: yep.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: yes getting annoyed now

7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?:  i came to work when i wanted to stay in bed

ENVY (Wanting what is not yours-ness)

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? a person of my friends? oh shut up. eat me.

2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?: oh god. who wrote this. kill them

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: i’d be invisible and i’d find you and chop your third finger off

4. Have you ever been cheated on?: yes dont’ remind me

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: most things about my face

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:friendlyness. i’m really quite mean and don’t make friends easily…

7. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: lusty fornication… and wrath. i pick two, and you can’t stop me.

now scram