Oh I think they like me! (a fake diary about me!)

a real and much more informative entry is before this one.

ok, so it’s not informative.

but it’s better than this krap…

people amuse me.. carry on

well, it’s happened.

I’m not sure if it’s the first time it’s ever been done, but it’s the first time i’ve been made aware…

a fake diary to BASH ME.

yes.

they obviously love me to death.

and i’m sure they’ll take excerpts from this entry too and call me a whore or whatever…

but this person is ignorant. all information about me is false.

suddenly… i have THREE KIDS.

and suddenly, i go out ALL OF THE TIME and have sex WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT PEOPLE…. did i mention this happens ALL THE TIME?

whatever…. or whoever you are… you’re sadly mistaken about me, but that’s ok, at least you love me…

I wont’ go private and hide like you would like. but i will give you a little attention, you poor sad thing.

they said i should be called HONIQUE.

hahahahhahaha. oh sweet jesus.

this is awesome. i’ve finally made it into the ranks of "diaries so damn amazingly awesome someone has to make fun of them because they are just that pathetic."

do i get a medal or a certificate now?

jeesh.

hahahah.

what a joke.

the only thing that upsets me is that they have stolen one of my pictures to post. and that’s just rude and wrong.

hopefully this diary will be deleted soon. but go laugh at it with me while it’s still there…

http://www.opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=D684180

and of course, you can’t leave notes or anything like that.

please person who loves me so, come back. stalk me some more. spend more time finding ways to be a complete idiot.

i feel special…

*edit* oh DARN. they diary is gone.. it says the page doesn’t exist.

oh well.

my 15 seconds of fame is over… *goes back to being a damn idiot like i normally am*