Have you ever called your mama a chickenhead?

Oh Urban Dictionary. How I love thee.

I have called my mother a chickenhead. And now that I know what it means, I must go apologize PROFUSELY and buy her jewels. I have used this word at work. I have used this word at church. I have used this word in the presence of my father.

I am dismayed and appalled.

I have picked the most… entertaining and disturbing definitions for chickenhead.

and now, beware. and think twice before you call someone a:

 

chickenhead

570 up, 88 down

1. a female who likes cock
2. a female who likes giving head, bobbing up and down like a chicken
3. a dance move

not to be confused with "chickens," or chicks, which is not a deragatory term

chickenhead

277 up, 65 down

Usually a female, who likes to give oral sex. The word chickenhead comes from the movement that the females head makes while performing oral sex.

Lots of guys like chickenheads because they don’t even have to be in a relationship with them to get their dicks sucked.

Chickenhead

45 up, 43 down

a woman who gives head in exchange for drugs, or bill payments

She doesn’t have to pay for cable because she’s a chickenhead.

 

oh yes… that’s what it means. I though it just meant someone with crazy lookin hair.

mmhmmm.

CHICKENHEAD.

oh sweet jesus.

so when i read that i thought ‘oh snap, i’m so disrespectful!"

and then I looked up Oh Snap!

 

5.

oh snap

56 up, 63 down

 

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What some of the stupidest people I have ever met say after they crack "mom" jokes.

Person 1: I fucked your mom.
Person 2: Oh, Snap!
Person 3: GOD, you guys are such MORONS I hope you fucking DIE.

mmhmm…

and last but NOT least, I’ve decided that I shall now say I am from Sefardi. Oh yes… why?

I’ll tell you why:

 

sefardi

2 up, 3 down

a minute race of people who originate from outside europe. this unique cluster of people can do anything they want and will think its ok by informing people that, they are, actualy sefardi!

if a sefardi was to walk out of a restaurant without paying he would say to anyone that asks, "its ok, im sefardi

 

 

Yep. I’m sefardi. and I can do whatever I want.

YAY!

wasting time is so fun!