Cleavage
I’ve been a small chested girl all my life. I used to just pray that I was a late bloomer, but it wasn’t the case. Regardless, I got a little present since I’ve been pregnant… CLEAVAGE! Yay! I always wanted some… and today wearing a v-neck shirt, I realized I finally do.
So I did a little cleavage dance.
It was fun.
Actuallly, when I was growing my cleavage, I hated it, cuz it hurt and my back ached and I wanted my baby boobies back… (god, i just re-read that, and i’m so amazingly retarded and dorky, I don’t know how I can stand myself)… but now that it doesn’t hurt as much, I’m ok with it.
It’s funny, cuz now I can’t run or jump as freely as I used to… HA! And one day I tried to dance and I had to wear a bra… that was funny too!!!!
Not like I’m huge or anything, just got… something to speak of. Not like anybody but me should REALLY be caring, but since it’s my diary, I can write what I please. I dont’ care, it’s just that some people may read this and think
“… And I care because…” And I say to that… you dont’ have to care, but you can kiss my buttocks.
but why do i care that you think that i care what you care about how i care what you care… ummm, ok, yeah… i’m lost.
I feel wierd. I must be light headed. It must be this damn diet I’m doing. 2500 calories… and I”m stickin to it. but damn do I want some ice cream and cookies. But I only allow dessert every other day….
Wow, this is a ranty rant entry. I like those. My brain likes to ooze out sometimes and scare people.
boo… ok, so that wasn’t scary. but it could have been… in that other demention… demented… and stuff.
Ok, so I’m done. I get to go be a cow soon! yay! Me and my cleavage, we have so many uses… we can be a cow, we can bounce with glee, we can be cute in v-necked shirts… and we can shut the hell up before someone tells us to.
Thats odd, when did us come about? Sometimes I think those other people that live in my head actually think I like them.
Well, I don’t.
Is this what cleavage does to a person who has never had it before? Makes me light headed… top heavy… ha ha ha.
did i not claim that I was going to shut up??? ok.
Smile! Cuz I really like it if I can help people to smile.
This entry did make me smile! :0) I am also small chested, soooooooooooooooooooo small chested! I can totally relate to you growing up too. Every year I would wait for them to grow, and every year I would say “I’m just a late bloomer, it’ll happen any day now” and I kept waiting…..and waiting……and waiting. Needless to say it never happened. LOL but I seriously dream of being pregnant..
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You know what’s scarey? I understood your entry! You sound like an amazing and vibrant woman! You truly did make my day. -Peace
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(continued) just so I can have the chest that I always thought I deserved! LOL enjoy yours while it lasts, I’m happy for you :0)
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heh.. you made me smile!! nut ball.. hehehe..
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LMAO! Congrats on the cleavage 😉 But blah, the number of us small-chested girls is decreasing! Grr. But still, congrats. And yes, I’m smiling after reading all that! 🙂
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*smile* Thank you for the smiles Chaos. 🙂
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you made me smile…but i’m jealous about cleavage. i’m an a cup. nothing but two grapes on a cutting board here.
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All I can say is that boobs totally rule! Sorry it hurt, but remeber, no pain no gain. Later,
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Thi sentry made me dizzy. Also ddin’t sleep til five ama and I tired. Yea. love yous.
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: ) you are so adorable. *does a boobie dance with you*
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it’s true! the best thing that ever happened to big boobed girls are v necks 😉 hehehe
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Ha ha ha ha. I am a big fan of cleavage. Congratulations on getting some. :-}
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And I smiled, by the way. :-}
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happy halloween.
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So what size are you now? My friend went from a C to a DD, so if you were an A, you’re now a C, I presume. Welcome to cleavage land! I’ve been a DD for a year now. It’s NOT all it’s cracked up to be, but V-necks ARE a hell of a lot of fun! I only wish that, just once, I could go running across campus braless like those ghostly Kate Moss types, and have no worries of knocking myself out…
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…with my breasts. Oh, and IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
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yeah! for the newfound cleavage. thank you for the notes sweetie. Hope you have a wonderful halloween and eat lots of yummy candy, i did. Aims
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Hooray for boobies! On a related note, the girl I’m seeing now is pretty small, but it doesn’t bother me one bit. Just cause you have boobs doesn’t mean you’re instantly pretty. But I’m sure you are boobs or no boobs. Oh and RYN? You’re right, most guys do NOT deserve that sorta treatment. But I’m not most guys. And Sarah knows this. 😉
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you do make me smile *grins* yay for boobs! i so understand about loving the clevage thing…i was obscesed about not having them- and i didn’t until late 10th grade (late bloomer, i s’pose). but, yea, wearing bras…bah.
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Oh my god, you crack me up girlie head!!! Too funny!! You and your boobies! 🙂
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does size really matter? I never thought that could be used either way… hmmm…interesting…
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