this is jesus christ to tim tebow…….
Well, I was going to post some more Charleston pictures, but I went to the kitchen for a glass of wine and came back to find my computer screen has suddenly gone all wonky again. I can see to read and type, but pictures look like negatives. Making it difficult to post pictures. AAGGHH. I’m all calm and serene about it now because it’s done this a few times since the initial horrific dropping-of-the-laptop-into-the-floor incident in October, which resulted in hysterical tears and anguish. That time it magically recovered after about a week (during which my dithering around about what to do and not doing anything worked in my favor for once), and since then it’s been going back to normal after I reboot. Or even after being jiggled a bit. I’m sure it’s a loose connection somewhere, but the laptop is getting old (in laptop years) and I don’t want to put much money into it because it’s developed a few other issues that are probably bad signs too, like not wanting to wake up after going into hibernation mode (well, who does??) SO basically I’m hoping to eek out as much life as I can from it. And just living with its little episodes.
But that does mean putting off photos until I can see what I’m doing (and yes, I am too lazy to walk across the room and fire up Baker B’s PC and use that. Well, really I don’t want to have to sit upright while making an entry. That’s too much like work.)
So instead of Charleston pictures, I’ll share this hysterical video. I will just confess right now that I have never watched Jimmy Fallon, and although I do recognize his name, I really know nothing at all about him. Well, until now. Now I know that he can do a killer David Bowie impression, and his absolutely brilliant Tebowie mashup made me laugh till I was in tears:
(refresh if it doesn’t show. As usual)
I don’t care what Tim Tebow believes or what he doesn’t believe or how he chooses to express his beliefs — but it really does seem like whatever god or gods are up there/out there/ around here would have a whole lot more pressing matters to worry about than who wins a football game. And as one of my favorites pointed out in another blog post, if Tebow was Jewish or Muslim and engaging in rituals belonging to a non-Christian religion, he would probably be getting a VERY different reaction. I’m pretty certain it would not be a warm fuzzy one, either.
And while we’re on that subject I usually steer far clear of, I also found this highly entertaining:
Apparently I am a Wiccan. I’d really rather be a Buddhist, but I have a black cat, a black and white cat, and a multi-colored-including-quite-a-bit-of-black cat. And even if I didn’t, I’d pick Indian takeout over Chinese so I’d be a Hindu.
Well, since I’m sitting here staring at the computer screen with my mind blank, I guess that’s it! I really would like to improve on my entry-making-numbers this year. Maybe I can make shorter and more frequent entries. What a concept! And I will say that I am enjoying my three day weekend to a ridiculous degree. And I have done nothing! NOTHING!!! But lounge around and read and play on the computer and make some necklaces – I have enough jewelry-making supplies (dating back to the EIGHTIES) to start my own store. Another goal for this year is to actually do something with it, beyond accumulating even more.
Oh, and I have done Jillian Michaels Workouts every morning first thing too. After pretty much abandoning them for my entire Christmas break. Go me! I have "Ripped in 30" and a Power Yoga one. I started out with "30 Day Shred" and worked up to Level 3 before the break, but being a Gemini I got bored with it and gave it to Kim. And bought these two. So I’m starting over at Level 1. I’m not quite so crazy about the Power Yoga, but I think I’m usually not too crazy about Power Yoga in general and really need to get back to a nice normal Yoga that focuses on more than getting all buff. Jillian Michaels doing a Yoga DVD is pretty funny, though. She obviously is not at all interested in the higher aspects of Yoga– just the getting all buff aspects. She will throw a few Yoga terms in kind of grudgingly now and then, obviously thinking they are quite loony. At one point during a stretch she says, "Let your heart melt into the ground…..ummm, that’s Yoga-speak for stretch as far as you can!!"
So at least I’m not JUST lying on the couch playing online. It’s really nice knowing I have one more day off, though. And now sadly I really need to get away from the computer. And hope it will recover and be back to normal tomorrow.
i hope it recovers too. i have 3 laptops of which one works most of the time..
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Having worked at a large university I so enjoy your student entries. I used to rant at academic advisement “Why do you let my students major in elem. ed./social studies/english/PE/whatever when you know there are no tching positions for them?” And they’d whine back at me “Well, WE can’t stop them they loooooove, literature or really only want to coach and like history etc.. It drove me insane.Also, we’re considering a car trip to Savannah and Charleston so I may call on you for advice if it’s OK.
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took the test and turned out to be a boring generic christian. my daughter has the most wonderful, beautiful blake female cat. she’s such a sweet and loving cat. hope your laptop recovers tomorrow. take care,
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I hope your laptop resurrects soon. I hate Jillian Michaels, but you’re bold and strong to do her workouts. My hubby has Monday (and Tuesday) off (he worked a long one on Friday), and we are having conflicts with the kids about thier “allowed electronic time” versus ours, which is much much more. I wish I could make them understand that what I do on the computer is more complex than playing games!
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apparently i am hindu as well.
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Stealing the chart for FB.
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You really do find the most hysterical things! The religion-choosing flow-chart is a classic.
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I do not understand the hype surrounding Tim Tebow. To me its no different than someone doing a celebratory dance. He needs to continue doing his thing, whatever it is, and ignore the media hype.
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Jimmy Fallon is the best! I hadn’t seen this one so thanks. I love it when I laugh out loud. Link to great interview with him. http://www.npr.org/2011/12/26/144071125/jimmy-fallons-thank-you-notes-for-everything Sorry about your computer though. Drat! I am clearly in the Wiccan/Hindu/Buddhist continuum, but I knew that already.
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Love Fallon’s impressions. The attention on Tebow’s prayers takes away from the One for whom the prayers are meant. It’s fine to be openly faithful (in any religion), but when piety becomes the object of attention rather than belief, the point is lost. I’m neither obnoxious or boring and find stereotyping a waste of time. But you knew that. RYN: It was a fun place.
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RYN: Maybe for a young and incredibly well-conditioned person, working on one’s feet all day would be okay (though when I taught high school English, I DID spend most of the day upright!). Not for me.
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Love the religion chart! I quickly follow the path to atheist (though I’m closer to agnostic), but I DO like bacon. If Tebow was a crazed Muslim he wouldn’t even be on a football team! Actually, if he wasn’t spectacularly talented, his shenanigans would not consume so much media space.
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apparently i’m an atheist who loves bacon. no surprise. 🙂 fun flow chart. i’ve come to appreciate Jimmy Fallon. he does very good impressions of musicians. look up the one where he’s…what is name…Neil Young. and the “Brilliams” news reads are pretty funny.
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I have four laptops of which two work most of the time. I am atheist – which I knew I was anyway. I liked the chart. No room for agnostics though. Of course they refuse to play the game. This is woman in the moon who left your diary open when she went to work and who is by now certain to be signed out.
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When I went back to work the week before Thanksgiving I saw a new sign – yellow with black letters – on the foreman’s door. It said “Caution: Spontaneous Tebowing”. I had to ask what it meant.
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I guess I’m in as a Muslim. I love bacon (turkey) and hummus, but not together. Thanks! Glad that decision is over!
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RYN: The less people that know, the better but secrets have a way of being found out. Good luck with your surprise!
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Love the religion chart. It’s no surprise that the path to atheism is so simple. When you cut out the bullshit there isn’t much left to wade through. I like that the path to Buddhism goes through Chinese takeout.
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I got here late and NBC has blocked your Jimmy Fallon video. 🙁 I hope your laptop recovers so you can post more pics of Charleston. It’s such a beautiful city.
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video blocked by NBC..you must be really important if they are monitoring your use of their video… the chart was spot on…
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RYN: I thought you did carry a notebook around with you? Or is that your journal you carry in your bag? That would count though! I have got the length of taking a notebook in my bag now on a daily basis but keep forgetting it’s there so don’t write in it! I’ll pop over to Noko’s diary sometime and have a dekko – thanks for the heads up!
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