that’s a good question!

Oh, look, it’s one in the morning, and what am I doing??? Starting yet another endless survey because I can’t think of anything to write about! And tomorrow we’re going to Asheville to visit the parents, so it may be awhile before I get another chance. Like, you know, this chance. To sit here writing answers to mindless surveys In the middle of the night when I need to go to bed so I can get up before, oh, NOON.

What’s the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Well, I exist and they don’t. Which would, I suppose, mean there’s no connection whatsoever. Other than perhaps some existential connection I’m too tired to figure out.

 What is wrong with you right now?
Oh, if only I knew the answer to that one. It’s exactly what I keep asking myself.

Are you happy?
Overall, yes. At this very moment I’m tired and I need to go to bed and I don’t want to go to bed and I’ve started a really really really long meaningless survey  – but as far as life in general, sure.

What do you smell like?
Well, that’s a weird question. Probably the fragrant lotion I got at Bath and Body Works not long ago and used this morning. It’s in a blue container. I don’t remember what it’s called – maybe it’s one of the Breathe ones. I think it is. It smells good, so I hope that’s what I smell like.

Drinking?
I was having a glass of wine but it’s gone and it’s too late for another one. I need to go get some water.

What are you doing/did today?
"What are I did today??!!??" OooOo, this gets the Most Worst Everest Awful Grammaritical Ever Question Ever Award!

I went to work. I worked. I came home. I read the paper and played on the computer and started yet another blog on WordPress because Baker B finally started one there. I’ll link it later. I’m still thinking about what to do with it. Oh, and we watched Dexter, my new TV Show Love – after Lost, of course. Kim’s been ranting and raving about how fantastic Dexter is, and we kept not watching it, even though Michael C. Hall, who was my favorite on Six Feet Under, plays Dexter – because it just sounded kind of…ummmm…. gruesome. With the whole "he’s a sociopathic serial killer!" thing and all. AND he’s a blood-splatter expert with the police department. I mean, EWWWWWW. But it’s surprisingly tasteful and not nearly as gory as you’d think. And the people Dexter kills… well, lets say you can kind of see his point. It’s a great show – fantastic writing and very very funny.

Is your shirt new?
It’s the same ratty velour zip-up shirt I’m ALWAYS wearing when I do these surveys. Can we just move on, please?
 
Whose house have you been to today?
Just my own house. So it’s a pretty normal day.

What about the night before that?
The night before that? You mean the night before today? Which would, I believe, technically be last night? SO, is there a reason you didn’t just say "last night"? And what was the question again?

The answer is still just my own.

Are you bored?
I started to say of course not, but I AM doing this survey.
 
Do you say "dawg"?
Ummmm… why would I do that? And wouldn’t you say "dawg" exactly the same way you’d say "dog" since it’s the same word but spelled stupidly?
 
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
I’m certainly planning to be.

Will you ever kiss the last person you kissed again?
I’m planning on that too. Although not until he’s completely germ-free.

What do you look forward to in the next 3 months?
Summer. Summer, summer, and a little more summer, along with things blooming and warm weather. HOT weather. And summer.

Who was the last person who called you?
Baker B called me at work. Actually, I think someone else called me at work for a work related reason but I can’t think of who it was. It was a pretty quiet day. And my doctor’s office called to reschedule my appointment on Monday which was no longer on Monday because they’d already called weeks ago to reschedule it. Which never inspires vast amounts of confidence.

Who was the last missed call?
I have no idea. And I’m too lazy to get up and find my phone. Probably Baker B as he’s just about the only one to call me on my cell.

What’s your ring tone?
Tom Waits, howling singing Tom Trubert’s Blues. "Waltzing Matilda, WALTZING MATILDA…" it’s lots of fun!

Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
Out of what?

What were you doing at 11pm last night?
Probably playing Suduko.

Oh, that’s it – that was sudden. And VERY random.