What the hell are you listening to boy?

Music: Cheerleaders on Drugs – Uncle Bonsai

“It seems like they must be on drugs or just stupid. They’re boyant and busty. And just plain dumb. It seems like they’re brainwashed or on anesthesia. Their brain suffers weight loss…” And so on…

It rules. Honestly.

I’ve missed Bonsai, it’s been years since I last heard these songs. Oh god…

Honestly, who can’t love a song sung by two girls about what they’d do if they had a penis?

Ok, so sometimes it’s campy. Sometimes a it melodramatic. But damnit, I like it.

I like weird music. Oh well.

Work is dull, ok?

Music: Charlie and Me – Uncle Bonsai

Charlie comes up from downtown
Just to watch me wash my hair
And he makes me tuna sandwiches
To show me that he cares
Charlie comes up from downtown
Just to taunt me with his airs
And I just pretend that he isn’t there

Charlie and me go way back
To a time when we were green
And I don’t think he ever meant
A thing he said to me
Charlie, now stop your lying
Or you know I’m going to leave
Charlie don’t make a liar of me

And it goes on and on and on

Charlie and me are lovers
But we sometimes sleep alone
And it makes me feel so close to him
Just touching the telephone
Charlie, we made a bargain
I don’t want to start a fight
So don’t call me up in the dead of night

And it goes on and on and on

And Charlie will never realize
The sting of his tireless smile
The string of the broken promises
That cling to him like a child
But Charlie, I love your faces
When I say that I think you’re strange
Charlie, I hope that you never change

Charlie comes up from downtown
Just to keep me company
And I don’t think he’ll ever know
How happy we could be
Charlie, now don’t you worry
‘Bout the things you never see
Charlie, you’ll always be safe with me

And it goes on and on and on

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