A test for the ages…..

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to try to do
simple things in
an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the
refrigerator?" Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the
refrigerator, take out
the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests
your ability
to consider the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
will
attend, except one … Which animal will not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just
put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay even if you did
not answer
the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show
your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by
crocodiles, and
you have no boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to analysts in Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of the
professionals tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got
several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most
professionals have the brains of a four year old.