Me Explorer

November 12, 2003

Odd things that arrive in my inbox

Apparently there is a member I should be enlarging. A member of what society is this?
There are insane twins who want my body! I hope I never meet these people as I sort of need it.
There is a patch. Actually, apparently there are many, many patches out there. I keep seeing these things that mention them along with odd strings of letters and symbols in some language I suspect is Martian as they go something like this: qzr*glt%nm.
Did you know that words need to have periods and asterisks inserted into the middle of them? It is a new spelling style. “C.u.m. with me to view hot p*rn” is a fine example of this new form of English usage.
Oddly enough, I never feel inspired to open these things and see what is inside. I don’t know what it is. I guess it’s that I personally am free of any need for enlargement, there being more than enough of me as is. And insane twins just sound scary. I don’t read Martian, and I am very old fashioned in my spelling.
Happy Thursday, or Friday (waves to the other hemisphere).

LOL!

Oh, I get these all the time – the titles are amusing enough without opening them (which I never do – viruses maybe!). Are there actual people behind all these, or is it a ‘bot?

In retrospect, I was never approached by any hot twins, though. 🙁

“ºĴŇ¿§¥ћдддбЮ№אװکچ” Yeah, baby!

DragonKat

November 13, 2003

hehehe

Woman of many hats..

I get those too – and I land at a strange spot if i don’t type all the letters for opendiary…

LOL! thanks, i needed a laugh this mornin’ *hugs*Love Always,

Armiel

*laughing* 😀

Sleeping to Dream

RYN: Perhaps you are thinking of, oh I don’t know, cats in that thing we like to call a cradle. YEEEEEEEAH! That’s Harry Chapin dearest. Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young did Teach Your Children. Which of course now you know :p TWEEEEEEEEAK! *runs away giggling*

I could handle larger boobs….lol..mine or someone else’s. LOL..better make this a private note.

I hate those spam emails. With a white-hot passion. Hugs,

I used to get about 100 email of similar theme until I phoned my ISP and changed to a new account. I told the guy, “I’m tired of someone telling me how to grow my penis larger.” LOL! Hugs,

courtney

muaha. I get those all the time. Only the ones I get are geared at men…ie. “cHiCkssss llikkee guys wit biig sackkss” or something idiotic of sorts.

RYN: no, i didn’t re~privatize it. it seems everyone is havin probs tryin to get in. i dunno why. i wrote that entry on 4/18/2003 called FearDotCom…..try going in from my front page

LiteBrite

LOL!! I hate all the junk mail I get too! 🙂

I’m in total confusion! Is there a code for this or should I lie down and sleep, read a book, watch TV or just slope off to a party? *smiles*

redmoonrising

i kinda like the one for golarger especially in my office where anyone/client can see it suddenly appear out of no where. daisy you need a larger penis…go to http://www.golarger.com! grrrrrrrrrr where do they get my name????!!! and how do they know i want a larger penis???!!! hehehe woohoo…im feeling reckless!!

LOL yes, i know your pain 🙂 *hugs*

noko

all i am getting lately are ones for drugs…is someone trying to tell me something??? i am too late for too hot? oh well, i’ll muddle through. 🙂

Gilraen Tinehtele

LOL i once wrote a poem, using the subject lines of my junk mail 🙂

The Rickster

I used to get that stuff all the time at my old email address; I don’t get spam anymore because I don’t give out my email address–to anyone but friends–and places I KNOW for a fact won’t sell it. I have no need of enlargement either. I can handle that one all on my own, thank you very much. 🙂

ROFLOL You are almost tooooo funny! : ) Great Giggly Hugs

XistDense

I did the same thing as DeepBlue. I hate spam, but the subject lines can be amusing.

daisymayhem

ROFL – I get those mailings too!

i get soo many of these, it’s so annoying. sorry i haven’t been noting much, I’ve been so busy with exams. I’ll catch up 🙂

like noko, i’ve been getting emails for drugs. what the heck? i remember when i first got my computer. i hated these kinds of emails. i kept changing my email address so i wouldn’t get them. lol lol lol!!!! (smiles)

Zenith

November 14, 2003

I get an almost sadistic pleasure at deleting these things and ignoring popup ads.. But I guess there must be plenty of people open the link or why would it be such a big industry.. crazy world! Fun entry!

Ultimatepoem

*many smiles* …a gentle forhead kiss. Thanks for lifting my spirits …all the time ^_^

SuchABigDreamer

Singing Nun

November 15, 2003

ha ha …not only is she intelligent, a talented whitterer, sensitive, kind….she’funny, too!!!! Thank you for this – I needed a laugh on this Saturday morning!

Hope the insane twins are thrilling 🙂