WTF?

So I checked my email this morning and saw this from my mom: Hi Pooh, Daddy and I just found your picture in a highly unusual and we think possibly dangerous location. Anything we need to chat about? I love you…talk to you soon. Concerned Mama

I have no fucking idea what the hell she’s talking about. Google shows no images of me that I don’t know about, so I think they must be talking about an actual photograph. Even then I don’t know what that’s all about. Any photos of me that might be at their house are all years old. Could there possibly a picture of me somewhere that’s inappropriate? Personally, I thought I had destroyed any that were a long time ago (like when I broke up with Dave… possibly even before that). But whatever. If it’s just inappropriate, why not burn it instead of bringing it up? "A highly unusual and possibly dangerous location?" Seriously? I’m confused. Is the picture itself in a dangerous location? Like online? On a porn site? Because that would definitely be highly unusual. Is it a picture of me IN a dangerous/unusual location? Because while I have been in some questionable places, I don’t remember it being a photo op. The only time I’ve gone exploring with Alan was at the school in New York and I told my parents about that.

At any rate, I’m pretty sure there’s no reason to be all that concerned. But now I am of course. Because there shouldn’t be any cause for concern and yet they are concerned. And apparently my mother thinks it’s worth chatting about. Yet I’m completely lost as to what she’s even talking about. So unless someone took a picture of me while drunk at UConn during Spring Weekend or something and posted it (without my name attached), then I’m utterly poleaxed. I tried calling, but no one was home. They’re probably at work. Still, this is very strange and upsetting.

~Liz