(?)Interesting Night at The HL(?)

Oh my goodness! Two of my kids ~ females ~ went to a party. I am not sure what one would call this party other than a Dildo Party. I do know that there is a nicer name for that type of party but I can not remember it right now.

They found a purple one and thought of me because purple is my favorite color! Bless their hearts! They brought me a purple penis. A purple vibrating penis!

Right now it is wrapped up in a grocery sack and hidden in the same cupboard with the pots and pans. I need to find a new hiding place for it because I really dont want anyone to find it. I really have no use for a vibrating purple penis! I will hide it and keep it hidden. I could get rid of it all together because there is a gal at the HL that really likes it! Yep, the purple penis has been violated in public! ONLY AT THE HL!

The strangest things happen there and last night was no exception!

A party bus came in full of college students. You would not believe the change in the noise level when a busload arrives. One doe not even need to look around to know what just happened to the nice quiet atmosphere! BUS!

One of my kids were standing behind table three talking to a friend that he had not seen in a while when all of the sudden there is another guy standing behind the table with him. The other guy picked up the cards and was going to start shuffling them! Just then K noticed it and told him that he can not be doing that. The guy did not want to listen to K. Then I noticed this guy behind the table ~ he listened to me when I told him to get out from behind the table. ONLY AT THE HL!

Nother incident ~ now we are talking older people ~ probably mid to late 50s! A man and a woman who have been dating for a few years are sitting at the bar. Right in front of the jar bar so it was hard not to notice the event that was taking place. A friend, apparently both parties, came in and he was standing beside her chair. I thought that it was weird of the gal and the friend to be so cuddly right in front of the man. Suddenly I notice that the friend was fiddling around on her back! Oh my goodness! He is trying to undo her bra. He was not very good and was really fumbling with it! Now there is no woman in the world that does not know when someone is trying to undo her bra! She allowed him to continue fiddling with it and at one point she turned her back more toward him (would that make it easier for him or did she not want the man to see what was going on?) Still thinking this is so weird but I could not stop watching. I had to walk away from the area of incident so that I could stop watching! But that area is my work area and I had work to do. I tried to concentrate on work but the soap opera that was unfolding in front of my eyes was more interesting(?) All of the sudden he slid his hand down the back of her pants and she lifted herself off the chair for him to do so! Oh now that is just gross. The bra incident was one thing because it was funny how he struggled with it! Amateur! But the hand down the pants grossed me out!

Too bad that I did not have The Purple Passion at that time ~ I could have sent it home with her!

So the couple finally leaves and the friend stays! He walked over to a gal (the off-duty barmaid) that was playing blackjack. Still in my work area! He put his arm around her and started jiggling her. His hand was very close to her breast so as he was jiggling her; her boob was bouncing like a rubber ball.

This guy is a freak! Remind me not to let him get close to me! Yuck!

GFAFB