Pregnant or Not?

Not me! You can breathe now!

Last Easter my niece (D) told everyone that she is pregnant and thought that she was due around mid-September. When I talked to my Grandma a couple of weeks ago she told me that the date was changed to the beginning of November.

Just yesterday morning I E-mailed my sister who lives closer to D inquiring about her. In my E-mail I stated “I do not believe that D is even pregnant. I will only believe it when the baby is born ~ if there is even a baby.”

Since my sister is a day care provider she does not get on the computer during the day and does not get on very often in the evenings.

I called her later in the afternoon for some reason. I had a question for her or maybe I just felt the need to talk to her. I don’t know but I called her and we got on the subject of D.

She said “I don’t even think that she is pregnant.”

I asked “have you checked you E-mail today.”

No she didn’t have time to check it yet.

I told her to check it as soon as she gets time because I just sent one saying just that.

Apparently D told C that she has gone up five pants sizes.

Remember the substitute teacher BD in high school? She carried that baby and no one knew that she was pregnant.

C said BD is huge, D is not huge she is just large.

Maybe because she is such a big girl that she can carry a baby without it showing. The baby has enough room so that she doesn’t pooch out more than she normally does.

C said she does not look like she has gained any weight and she is still wearing regular jeans and tucking in her shirts.

I tried using every excuse that I could think of but I still could not convince C or myself that this is true.

D is a very big girl ~ big and tall. She reminds me of a football player.

So what is going to happen when her “allotted time” is up? How is she going to cover that lie? Just say “Oops, I thought that I was pregnant.”

And believe me ~ this is a stunt that D would try to pull off.

I am truly troubled by this but I really, truly hope that I am totally wrong.

Okay with that off my chest I am going to bed. I have to get up to go banking then I open. I work until three then I got back to work for the seven to close shift. I don’t like the split shift ~ too much driving.

Plus I am going to have to haul the kid home that Alexa has spending the night. Why did no one ask me about this! I am pissed! She had a friend over Wednesday night, which I approved because I was home Wednesday night and I was home Thursday morning.

Then it really pissed me off that they were asleep on the living room floor using my blanket and my pillow.

NO ONE USES MY PILLOW & GETS AWAY WITH IT!

By using my pillow you are taking your life into your own hands and my kids know better. Alexa should have known better to even allow her friend to use my pillow. There are other pillows in the house that they can use. Hell they can have them if they want but LEAVE MY PILLOW ALONE!

It certainly did not help the cause that I came home is a pissy mood to begin with. Tonight there should not have been a cluster fuck of any kind because I was the cashier for everything. I did not mix money. I did not forget to track chips. So the mess must have happened early in the day before I got there. And the chip bank was counted wrong so that caused an upset!

DAMN IT JUST GET IT RIGHT ONE TIME SO WE CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE ON TIME!