THE HAIRCUT

 One day a florist went to a barber for a         haircut. After the cut, he asked

about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you,
I’m doing community service this week.’

The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to  open
his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his  bill,
the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing
community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m
doing community service this week.’ The Member of Parliament was very happy
and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

REMEMBER POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.