SILLY PASSOVER SONGS

 

 

There’s No Seder Like Our Seder

to the tune of “There’s No Business Like Show Business”

There’s no seder like our seder, There’s no seder I know. Everything about it is halachic Nothing that the Torah won’t allow. Listen how we read the whole Haggadah It’s all in Hebrew

‘Cause we know how. There’s no Seder like our seder, We tell a tale that is swell: Moses took the people out into the heat They baked the matzah While on their feet Now isn’t that a story That just can’t be beat? Let’s go on with the show! 

 

 

 

Same Time Next Year

to the tune of “Makin’ Whoopee”

Another Pesach, another year, The family seder with near and dear . . . Our faces shining, All thoughts of dining Are put on hold now. We hear four questions, The answer given Recalls the Jews from Egypt driven. The khrain is bitter, (haroset better!) Please pass the matzah. Why is this evening different This year the Jews all over Are free to perform the rites. A gorgeous dinner — who can deny it — Won’t make us thinner, to hell with diet! It’s such great cooking . . . and no one’s looking, So just enjoy it. Moving along at steady clip Elijah enters, and takes a sip; And then the singing with voices ringing Our laughter mingling. When singing about Had Gadya. Watch close or your place you’ll lose, For Ehad Mi Yode’a: Which tune shall we use? We pray next Pessah We’ll all be here. It’s a tradition . . . Same time next year . . . So fill it up now, the final cup now, Next year at ____________.

A Few of My Favorite Things

Sung to the tune of “These are a few of my favorite things”

Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes Fish that’s gefillted, horseradish that stings These are a few of our passover things.

Matzoh and karpas and chopped up haroset Shankbones and kiddish and yiddish neuroses Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings These are a few of our Passover things.

 

Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows Matzah balls floating and eggshell that cling These are a few of our Passover things.

When the plagues strike When the lice bite When we’re feeling sad We simply remember our Passover things And then we don’t feel so bad. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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