IF I WERE………………edited in red

If I were a month, I would be July when it is sunny and hot

If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday – a day to relax

If I were a time of the day, I would be seven a.m. when it is quiet

If I were a planet, I would be Mars

If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin

If I were a direction, I would be south heading to Florida

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a very comfortable bed

If I were a liquid, I would be water so i could quench everyone’s thirst

If I were a gemstone, I would be a diamond

If I were a tree, I would be a palm tree

If I were a tool, I would be a pair of scissors

If I were a flower, I would be a tulip

If I were a kind of weather, I would be sunny and cool

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a harp

If I were a color, I would be red

If I were an emotion, I would be HAPPY

If I were a fruit, I would be a banana

If I were a sound, I would be the sound of running water

If I were an element, I would be salt(is that an element)

If I were a car, I would be a Ford convertible

If I were a food, I would be a steak and fries

If I were a place, I would be Jerusalem

If I were a material I would be cotton

If I were a taste, I would be sweet

If I were a scent, I would be lavender

If I were an animal, I would be a fish
If I were an object, I would be a book

If I were a body part, I would be the eyes

If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be slippers
IF I WERE A SONG, I WOULD BE TOMORROW IN ANNIE
IF I WERE A MILLIONAIRE, I WOULD BE TRAVELLING THE WORLD
IF I WERE A TV SHOW, I WOULD BE I LOVE LUCY OR THE NANNY
IF I WERE A SPORT I WOULD BE SWIMMING
IF I WERE A BOOK I WOULD BE VALLEY OF DECISION OR WOMAN OF SUBSTANCE
IF I WERE AN ACTOR I WOULD BE BOB HOPE
IF I WERE A SINGER I WOULD BE ELVIS OR PAUL ANKA
IF I WERE AN ACTRESS I WOULD BE LUCILLE BALL
IF I WERE PRESIDENT OF USA I WOULD BE ABE LINCOLN
IF I WERE AN ISLAND I WOULD BE HAWAII
IF I WERE A PIECE OF CUTLERY I WOULD BE A SPOON
IF I WERE A MOVIE I WOULD BE YOURS, MINE AND OURS
IF I WERE A DOCTOR I WOULD BE A PEDIATRICIAN
IF I WERE A STORE OWNER, I WOULD OWN A BOOK/CRAFT STORE

BUT I AM ME AND ME IS VERY HAPPY AND CONTENT THAT I:

HAVE GOOD HEALTH
HAVE SO MUCH FREE TIME
THAT I AM IN FLORIDA FOR THE WINTER
HAVE THREE GREAT CHILDREN
THAT I HAVE THREE GREAT GRANDCHILDREN
THAT I HAVE A GREAT EX DIL
THAT I HAVE A GREAT "DIL" NOW
THAT I AM ME
THAT I HAVE NO PAIN
THAT I HAVE BOOKS TO READ
THAT I HAVE FRENCH FRIES TO EAT

THAT I HAVE MADE A DECISION TO JUST GO OUT AND SHOP AROUND. MAYBE I WILL GO TO SAWGRASS AND SIT IN BOOKS A MILLION

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