A SMALL BUT FUNNY JOKE
Yesterday I went to a 100th birthday party. The man is amazing!!!! Plays golf three times a week, lives alone, shops for his food and prepares it, walks without a cane or anything and is very lucid.
Someone told a joke.
If you’re over fifty and you wake up and you have no pain. YOU’RE DEAD!!!!!!! I liked it.
In the afternoon I went to PARTY CITY to buy some things for my Hanukah party. One store didn’t have what I wanted so went to another one. Then I went to WALMART to get some food. I’m all set now. Just have to prepare things. I bought some tshirts but for whatever reason they are too small so will go exchange them for a larger size. They were 3X and too tight. I’m really surprised because I am sure I didn’t gain weight. Wonder if they are trying to save on material?????
Last night we went to a Hanukah party. There was about 90 people. We didn’t know too many. Think it will be the last time we go. Same old same old.
This morning hubby said he would help me make potato pancakes. I was very surprised but happy. I already out in my second load of washing. I wrapped my daughter’s Hanukah present and put it under the tree. So strange but fun. I wonder if I should wrap some gifts for myself.??????
I want to get stuff ready to mail to my grandson this afternoon. I also want to go to Walmart but not sure what I’ll really end up doing today.
Time for breakfast and THE REST OF THE DAY. HAVE A HEALTHY HAPPY HOLIDAY.
I’m laughing at your joke. I’m over 50 and I can attest to the truth of it.
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Cute joke. I’m only half of 50 and am still happy to wake up pain free (thanks to 16 years of gymnastics I have arthritis).
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I hope you have a great week!!
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That joke scares me…
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Wow, 100 and still playing golf, amazing! There is a local guy who at 100 still goes roller skating.
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Bless that 100 year old man, I think it is awesome that he can still play golf! I see my mom being 100, she is 85 and is still in great shape! Emjoy all your festivities!
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That joke is scary! Maybe the age should be 70…or 80! Not 50! I’m still adjusting to turning 50! I don’t need any more pressure! LOL. I’m going to Walmart today, too. I’ll look for you there!
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