LIVING LIFE BACKWARDS-ok

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that
Out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every
Day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
Work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
Drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally

Promiscuous, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary
School, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you
Become a baby, and then… You spend your last 9 months floating
Peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room
Service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as
An orgasm.

I rest my case.