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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the ceremony, his
cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy
responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How
do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said, "All you have to do is add
it up, like the Rabbi said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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After a temple service on Sabbath morning, a young boy suddenly
announced to his mother, "Mom, I’ve decided to become a Rabbi when I grow up."
"That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the
little boy, "I have to go to temple on Sabbath anyway, and I figure it
will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."
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A boy was watching his father, a rabbi, write a sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me."
"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
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A little girl became restless as the rabbi’s High Holy Day appeal sermon
dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
"Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?
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After the circumcising of his baby brother in shul, little Jonah sobbed
all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That rabbi said he wanted us
brought up in A Jewish home and I want to stay with you guys!"

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The Religious School Teacher asks, "Now, Sammy, tell me frankly do you
say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Sammy replies, "I don’t have
to.  My Mom is a good cook."

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Rabbi Cohen tells us, "After a Shabbat service at the Temple in
Owensboro,   Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway through the
sermon, she leaned over and whispered, ‘If you don’t be quiet, Rabbi
Cohen is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over
again!’ It worked."

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This is the best one.
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a
bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach
up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek,
then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Zaydeh, did God make you?" "Yes,
sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh," she
paused,
"Zaydeh, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made
you just a little while ago!" Feeling their respective faces again, she
observed, "God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?"