THE MOMMY TEST-ok

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been,
it’s dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy
Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silen ce for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

"OH…I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don’t pass the test
you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big
smile on my face.

When you’re finished laughing, send this to a Mom.