TWO PRIESTS-OK

>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> They were determined to make this a real vacation
>> >>>>>> by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
>> >>>>>> and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
>> >>>>>> sunglasses, etc.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> The next morning they went to the beach
>> >>>>>> dressed in their "tourist" garb.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> They were sitting on beach chairs,
>> >>>>>> enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
>> >>>>>> "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini
>> >>>>>> came walking straight towards them.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> They couldn’t help but stare.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
>> >>>>>> "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,"
>> >>>>>> nodding and addressing each of them individually,
>> >>>>>> then she passed on by.
>> >>>>>> They were both stunned.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> How in the world did she know they were priests?
>> >>>>>> So the next day, they went back to the store
>> >>>>>> and bought even more outrageous outfits.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
>> >>>>>> Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs
>>to
>>
>> >>>>>> enjoy the sunshine.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
>> >>>>>> wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time,
>> >>>>>> came walking toward them.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Again she nodded at each of them, said
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> "Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,"
>> >>>>>> and started to walk away.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said,
>> >>>>>> "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?"
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
>> >>>>>> how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> She replied,
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> "Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen."
>> >>>>>>