HOW OLD ARE YOU?-ok

Subject: Fw: 50th birthday
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>> >A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
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>> >She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
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>> >On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before
>> >leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don’t mind my asking, but
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>> >how old do you think I am?"
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>> >"About 32," is the reply."
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>> >"Nope! I’m exactly 50," the woman says happily.
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>> >A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter
>> >girl the very same question.
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>> >The girl replies, "I’d guess about 29."
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>> >The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I’m 50."
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>> >Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug
>> >store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get
>> >some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
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>> >The clerk responds, "Oh, I’d say 30."
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>> >Again she proudly responds, "I’m 50, but thank you!"
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>> >While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting
>> >next to her the same question.
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>> >He replies, "Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I
>> >was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It
>> >sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under
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>> >your bra.
>> >Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
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>> >They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
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>> >best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
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>> >He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
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>> >very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he
>> >gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs
>> >them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says,
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>> >"Okay, okay…How old am I?"
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>> >He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
>> >says, "Madam, you are 50."
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>> >Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could
>> >you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won’t get mad?"
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>> >"I promise I won’t" she says.
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>> >"I was behind you at McDonalds."
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