RETARDED-OK
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After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent
their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma & Grandpa. They
used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded & they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box & have rocks painted green to look like grass.
They ride around on their golf carts & wear name tags because they
don’t know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have
got it fixed because it is all okay now. They play games & do exercises there,but they don’t do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up & down with hats on, while they talk to each other.
I guess they don’t know how to swim.
At their gate, there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in
it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak
out. They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks,
they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night—–early
birds.
Some of the people can’t get out past the man in the dollhouse. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center & call it pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
retardment & says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the dollhouse. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren
lol.. nice
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Precious!! It is all relative isnt it…
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LOL! Reminds me of “Mentalpause”…. Good one, Thanks.
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LOL.
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I have a version of this…slightly different, though. RYN: Probably because they know I’m laughing at myself, too. 🙂
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awwww that is sooooo funny ! great work ! ..waiting for my muther go to the retarded center lol bye for now PEACE !
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Loved this, particularly, I think, because I’m retarded too. But as yet I haven’t moved into a tin box!
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