Political Humor
One day George W. Bush was walking down the street. He came upon a little girl holding a basket. He went over and asked the girl, “What do you have in that pretty basket?”
The girl answered, “kitties”.
George W. then asked her, “and what are the kitties”?
The little girl then replied, “They’re Republicans!”, emphatically.
George then patted the girl on the head and said, “thatta girl”, and walked away.
The following week, George W. Bush was walking down the same street, this time accompanied by Dick Cheney. When he saw the little girl, he said to Dick Cheney, “Hey, check this little girl out, she’s so intelligent!!”
So they approached the little girl and George said, “Hello! What do you have in that pretty basket?”
The little girl replied, “kitties”.
George W. Bush then asked her once again, “and what are the kitties?”
The little girl then, just as emphatically as the week before, replied, “Why, they’re Democrats!!”
Taken aback, George asked the little girl, “I thought last week you said that the kitties were Republicans?”
The little girl looked George W. Bush right in the face, and explained, “Yes, but this week their eyes are open!!!!”
Editted, thanks for the clue! Sometimes I need one to be slapped upside the head! LOL
that’s cute.but i think you mean republicans in the second to last line.
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Must have something to do with being blond!:-) – – – –
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RYN: Cocky = Mike
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When Clinton was in office, George and Laura Bush visited the White House. During dinner, George excused himself to go to the bathroom. He was so impressed because President Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Later, when George and Laura were driving home, he said “Just think, when we live in the White House, I’ll have a solid gold urinal!”….meanwhile, back at the White House, Hillary had to
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break it to Bill that George had peed in his saxophone.
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RYN: It took a couple of seconds but I finally got it. I’ll have to check rear windows for reflections of the moon. LMAO! 🙂 – – – –
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I liked the joke…not too many things about Bush are funny..(sorry George). How are things going with you? Almost voting time and all that political stuff. At least afterward maybe the insult tossing will cool down. Politics really discourage me; the older I get, the worse they get. Oh well.. Warm hugs little buddy….
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Cute joke. 🙂 Jim and I voted in early voting the other day. Oh lordy mercy!…Please Please Please Please let my wish come true on November 2nd. I will be depressed for 4 more years if not. Praying hard and fingers crossed. Hugs for you SunshineGuy. 🙂
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Hey Sunshine! Aloha! Been thinking about you. Yes, I know I need to call you. I put that on my “to do list” call Sushine! Everything is great here and loving it! It is heaven on earth I must say! Hope all is well with you! Missing you bunches {{HUGS}}
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Hey Sunshine…come back and read my latest entry. ryn…Yes…Jim and I watched the Redskins and Green Bay game. I hope it is true what they say! I am a nervous wreck. If Kerry doesn’t win I am going to go crazy this next 4 years. He makes me nuts!!!!! Luv,
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