Show Me the Money
I’d hoped to finish my thoughts on New Orleans with a final segment (and will one day), but for now…same old shit busy, busy, busy work & social (it is football season ya know). No time for OD really (as we all know, once in there goes ALL your time ). Too addictive. Ill be back though. In the meantime, I got this little sumpin sent to me that I found pretty entertaining (and revealing I guess). For all I know its already been all over OD, but what the hey
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Okay so here’s the deal. You look over the list below and see how many of these things you have done, adding up the money amount along the way. Then you report your “worth” – the total sum.
Smoked pot–$10
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before–$20
Went skinny dipping–$5
Had sex in a pool–$20
Kissed someone of the same sex–$10
Had sex with someone of the same sex–$20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f–$10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend–$20
Gave oral–$5
Got oral–$5
Gave/got oral in a car while it was moving–$25
Prank called the cops–$5
Stole something–$10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars–$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older–$20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27–$25
Cried yourself to sleep–$5
Cried during sex–$20
Been in love–$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time–$50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it–$25
Went streaking–$5
Went streaking in broad daylight–$15
Been arrested–$5
Spent time in jail–$15
Peed in the pool–$0.50
Played spin the bottle–$5
Done something you regret–$20
Had a crush on your best friend–$5
Had sex with your best friend–$20
Had a crush on someone at work–$5
Had sex with someone you work with at work–$25
Lied to your mate–$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good–$25
Im worth $405.50.
Who knew being in college in the 60s would pay off so well one day?
I must have added something wrong. 460 seems a little low. LOL
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gosh dern, I knew I shoulda learned some math skills! Hey, don’t be such a stranger. Do you need your fortune told???
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405! and no…i didn’t pee in the pool. 😉
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You’re EVIL!
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I’m worth 260.50 That .50 is sneaky. It’s the only one like that so if someone has .50 on their total you know they peed in a pool! Heh. Sooooo I guess you’ve peed in a pool!
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$355.50 — yes, that 50 cents is telltale!
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from another pool pee’er: 345.50
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$390.99 WTF?
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I got $170, but I only counted things once, even if I’d done them many times. You HAD to have double (triple, quadruple…) counted at least some things…!
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$180. I’m a bargain!
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lmao you POOL Pee’ER YOU! lmao……..Mine was $325.00 I’m such an angel see? bwahahahaha. HUGS to you!
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I would have to count “done something you regret” so many times there aren’t enough zeros in the world to total it.
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Well, I’m worth $230.00. Noooooo, smart ass, I’m not a nun. But I have lived a very sheltered life. YoU peed in the pool???? One more reason I don’t know how to swim.
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Well, lost track of how much I’m worth but would only be dollars, no cents. 😀
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RYN: That’s so cool! I can so see you doing that…I’m going to get back into it now that’ve broken the ice. So you get it, the buzz of making a crowd laugh? In my next life, I’m doing stand up comedy!
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ryn: actually, it’s ginger ale & whiskey, which I managed to spill all over the table a mere 5 minutes after that photo was taken…. doh!
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ryn: yeah, tell me about it. i nearly cried!
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ryn: Thanks for sharing your story. It’s a hard decision. Mark jokes that he better not ever pee on the carpet or I’ll put a hit out on him, too!
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Ryn: do you still do it? Have you ever done stand up?
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i said yes to nearly all of them, and yet my score still remained below 300. fine. i’m good. whatever. haha ryn: tsunami provides the sushi in the lsu union, and it’s so gross! i hear it tastes a lot better at the actual restaurant, but the union ruined it for me. i love hello sushi!
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RYN: Well, ever thought about doing it?? I wonder how one goes about it. I’d do it. IF it was a secret city where nobody knew me.
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ryn: your note made me chuckle. thanks.
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RYN: Yeah? You gonna do it?
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$330.50 baby!
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ryn: That’s where I do well, I do all that i can to hold my tongue, to be the pacifier, if we fight, it’s in the room, the older ones will hear the raised voices, and sometimes make out the hateful words he spews forth, CC always tells me to tell him how i feel about it all, but it’s better to keep the peace for the kids i think…he’ll hear me soon enough…db
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Thanks for telling me of your experience with your mother, Phaedrus. It was very helpful. I know I cannot leave — same reason you stayed. And thanks for your insight about undocumented workers. I must look into the point you raised about health and benefit issues. I do know that at Sally’s farm employees pay workman’s comp and social security, as well as taxes taken from their paychecks. In thissituation, most if not all will never use these benefits for several reasons. Some are afraid of getting caught if they go to a hospital, and others leave after the season to go home. I don’t know if it equals out somehow with the individuals who have learned how to milk the system, but I do agree with you that the system we are using doesn’t work properly. Thanks again, P. Your comments are always welcome on my page.
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PS. I’m araid I would break the bank if I added up your tax on depravity.
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ryn: (a little late) I went to Florida to swim in the ocean, but on the ride home, we saw lots and lots of disapointed LSU fans. Also, we run the parade ground users down when they get in our way. we’re aeronotical society!!!
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RYN: Well, the bathroom would be a little crowded, the burka takes up a LOT of room! What’s your costume for this year? Foley turning the pages?
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RYN: Ah, dear Phadrus, I have this viceral response to the slime of okra, nausea. So now I avoid it in all its guises. Sorry.
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RYN: I love it! You can hot glue the pages of a book all over your republican suit/tie…Have a few coming out yo ass…I LIKE it. I LIKE it..dang,,,good teamwork!
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ryn: How could i have forgotten? 49-0 did the other team not show….lol… yes Zach will ask me where is his daddy and why he doesn’t come to the game, i tell him his dad is with his friends, i won’t lie to him about where his daddy is, but they never ask him why he doesn’t come to their games. They’re so used to him not being around at home, i guess it’s getting to be routine…db
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ryn..you’re 563. it’s at the top of the page. used to see who was new/just starting by their old OD ‘c’ number 🙂
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$185.50 And I was a youngin’ when I peed in the pool! Dagnabbit. RYN: HHheeyyy! Not a bad idea! Hmmm what ER should I go for… I betterstart enrolling for all my classes at the university! Haha.
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So where’s New Orleans? RYN: And yes, there was so much cheese that I had created cheese tortilla soup. It was good, but it wasn’t a casserole. Liquid cheese in a casserole. Darn it.
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ryn: i would haunt the anthropologist responsible for such irony!
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*grins* this is so much fun. 🙂 Boo I’m only at $235.50.
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ryn: Well you’re welcome, I do what I can for my friends you know….i’m sweet like that…:) db
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thanks for your note 🙂 it was sweet. the kids that back me up are so soft-spoken. i dont even know if they tried to say anything and were talked over. i wouldn’t blame them for keeping their mouths shut in that class anyway!
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ryn: you would have to read some of my entries back in march…Donny is my ex boyfriend from my high school years, his sister and i were best friends, his baby sister passed away in March, and for the funeral I was there for him and his sister, his mom always wished Donny and i would have married, she made me feel like part of the family, i have no interest inreconnecting with him…db
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ryn: and my answer, it was March 14, diary entry “Too Young To Die”…. it might help explain some. db
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Just saying hello!
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RYN: “eye goo” is antibiotic eye ointment that they apply shortly after birth. It is used to prevent gonnorheal infections (and I think chlamydial, too) in baby’s eyes, which used to be a common cause of blindness. It is state law here, and you have to sign a waiver to decline it. But if I don’t have either of those diseases, and there’s no other reason for it, why should I allow it? I affectsthe baby’s eyesight for an hour or so after application, so at the very least, I’m going to ask that it be delayed until after some bonding time.
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College in the 60’s isn’t that an oxymoron? “Gave/got oral in a car while it was moving–$25” Den always points to the Steve Martin movie “Parenthood” where they get pulled over by the cops after having an accident while the wife was performing. The cop says “What happened?” Steve looks at Mary Steenburgen and says “You tell him, honey!” lol
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RYN: Yeah, they might sue me for not swimming faster!
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RYN: Hmmm, ya know, red never crossed my mind! I love Lucy…
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ryn: I was planning on it. 🙁
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How did all of the above noters keep it under $200.00? They must have lied. I’m worth $370.50. Of course I think the point of this is to see who you want to invite to your pool party.
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ryn: The 1812, with ORmandy conducting the Philadelphia P.O, with the Mormom Tabernacle chior and the canterberry bells… *sigh* I get shivers. But you gotta play it LOUD!!!!!! First music I bought myself was U2-Under a blood red sky
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Sorry to ruin your image of me. I don’t have big boobs.
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RYN: Well, to be honest, I wrote that answer late at night, and I was tired, and it was the first thing that came to mind that only required two words. But you know–I have also been depressed, so maybe you’re right–and it’s just kind of indicative of my general mindset. Sigh.
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ryn: Huh, yeah, Terry still hasn’t gotten any… actually i think he’s feeling guilty for not going to the wedding with me, so he’s been nice since his outburst on Sunday night…sorry about your cousin..db
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RYN: With the right incentives, I could become a morning person on occasion. Middle of the night wake-ups are good. LWM 143
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RYN: What is an MILF? Is it good or bad?
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Hey you, just wanted to say thank you for the note. 🙂 Hope to hear from you soon!
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RYB: Pygmy rattlers! LOLOLOL
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hi there, i just saw your note! sorry, i’ve been remiss in adding lately — welcome in! ps: you don’t have to be good! hehe!
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ryn: Aye…life isnt always funny. I like the saying ‘every cloud has it’s silver lining, you might just have to adjust your point of view to see it”. That was Wackadoo for me. She adjusted mypoint of view. I couldnt help some people that I care about, but I could help her…and got a good chuckle out of it.
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So can you never see the pics people post? Here’s a direct link: http://picasaweb.google.com/jbettencourt83/Halloween2006/photo#4991419423090606098
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ryn: would your friends know how/where to pull strings anywhere. steven mostly wants this off his record or anything close to that. he has a lawyer in slidell, but he doesn’t really know anyone in baton rouge who can help him with this. he’s also willing to pay off whoever is neccessary.
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Also, I’m tired of sushi. I eat it everyday because I don’t feel like grocery shopping and my car is broken. 🙁 boo!
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RYN: I know,, I know…sorrrreeee…I did admit I wasn’t worthy!!
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RYN: So,,,tell me, how DO you like it?
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ok i need a calculator…
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$155.00–I must be the economy model…
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295.50…hey im a catlick girl!!! you peed in the pool, too, eh?
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