Name Three

I rarely (as in mostly…never) participate in surveys here. I did one other I think that had to do with books read, but that was it. HOWEVER…a favorite asked that I do this one and she asked very nicely and I’ve always been a sucker for purdy gurls so…here it is:

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Three screen names you have had:
George, Brad and Johnny (Clooney, Pitt, and Depp) – the “doubles” are required since I can’t be everywhere at the same time.

Three things you hate about yourself:
My package is so large that sometimes it is uncomfortable, my tongue is so long and pliable that sometimes it goes where no man has gone before, my entire body is double-jointed at all connectors so during some activities I get disoriented.

Three parts of your heritage:
Horse thief, gigolo, and pervert

Three things that scare you:
Any one of these statements by my wife: “Honey, let’s stop in this shoe store for just a few minutes.” “We need to talk.” “Guess what YOUR son did today?”

Three of your everyday essentials:
Waking up. Hmmmm…guess that’s about it.

Three things you’re wearing now:
One sock, my Speedo, and my wife-beater undershirt. That’s it folks.

Three new things you want to try in the next twelve months:
Debbie, Marlene, and Linda

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Total disrespect, domination, and lots of leather

Two truths and a lie:
I am often mistaken for Brad Pitt; when I am not mistaken for Brad Pitt, I’m mistaken for Johnny Depp; when I am not mistaken for either Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp, I am never mistaken for George Clooney.

Three things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
T…T…& A. (duh!)

Three things about the same sex that appeal to you:
Beer, football, more beer

Three things you just can’t do:
Be more powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, or leap tall buildings with a single bound (but I’m working on all three)

Three of your favorite hobbies:
Practice being more powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, and leaping tall buildings with a single bound

Three things you want to do very badly right now:
I REALLY have to go to the bathroom. The other two can wait.

Three careers you would consider:
Horse thief, gigolo, and professional pervert (I think it’s in the gene pool)

Three places you want to go on vacation:
Venus (where the wimmin are from), Mars (where the men are from – beer, football, more beer), and the Shire to work on my Hobbit habit.

Three kids’ names:
Billy the… Captain… and …Rock.

Three things you want to do before you die:
Discover the cure for all death. (I think this pretty much completes this category)

Three people who have to do this quiz now:
Debbie, Marlene, and Linda (gotta get started on that 12-month goal of mine)