disappointed

No zombies, no floaters. It’s the third or fourth time I’ve bought the whole end of the world thing. When will I learn? Ah, well, there’s always 2012.
Today’s my birthday! I’m so OLD today. For my birthday I got a front loading washing machine, two Dyptique candles (because I’ve only been dropping hints for like six years about those), dinner from Forage and a book about Los Angeles. Oh, and my friend who is a portrait photographer took my picture this afternoon. I’ve been needing a new picture for a while — I can’t get away with this one anymore:

No, really, I’m not this person. I’m being ironic.

No ****e, really your birthday is today, well happy birthday. And many more. Gees, for an old dude you still look pretty hot. Hell, I’d still do ya.

Happy birthday, my friend. Hope it’s a good one!

keepsake

May 22, 2011

Happy birthday! I got “old” on Friday.

Happy birthday! Cute–ironically, of course–photo.

colige_grajuit

happy birthday!

Tinkle

Happy birthday!! That picture is AWESOME.

MRS

Happy birthday!!!!

Decayed Elvis

Didn’t you manage to delete your Facebook for your last birthday? These things pale in comparison. But I hope you enjoyed yourself, anyway. With a minimum amount of teeth-grinding pain. My birthday was the 9th. I got treated to a burrito and curly fries from a Shell station at the other end of town.

MissAlyx

May 25, 2011

Happy late birthday. And I like the picture, you look feral.