Getting FC’s monkey off my back

In which our Hero decides it’s time to remember his motto, and also that pretty much nobody thinks he can draw monkeys

So a gajillion years ago, [Fully Caffeinated] challenged the Queen of England (or her designated champion, ergo, me) to draw a picture of a monkey on my back. Since then, there’s been a trail of scribbled doodles on tablets and on index cards and I had one really good sketch which I have completely lost. So instead, here’s a shot, made with love and the Jack Serin Motto.

Wait! No, made with love, the Jack Serin Motto, AND the 10th Doctor’s most common phrase.

The Motto: Embrace the Suck!

The SuckDrawing:

The Conclusion: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

Man. What a relief to get past that. Now what?

-s

post scriptum

Oh god, he has no nose! How did I forget a nose!? I must have thought the pencil was inked. Hahaha!

post post scriptum

Crap, he should have a tail too!

I’m laughing so hard this will be totally worth the mockery when FC eventually sees it.

 

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January 7, 2014

what, four latest updates in less than a week! 🙂 You are exceedingly chatty again, a new year resolution ? Happy New Year

January 7, 2014

Sorry about the job situation. I ma confident that you will get a better one soon

So far a better artist are ye than thee.

It’s a cute monkey – even tailless and without a nose.

January 7, 2014

I am going to get a monkey if I move to Costa Rica or maybe Florida… Very entertaining ?

January 7, 2014

Not bad at all !

January 8, 2014

I’m grinning widely (and wildly) that you remembered the Queen Of England thing. Gosh, that was so long ago! As to your artistry, depending on the type of monkey or ape, a tail may well not be involved. However, this nose knows there oughta be a nose, you know(s)? And it’s a pity that said monkey appears to be the main cause of your hair loss. I was firmly convinced that it wasthe great heat generated from the snapping of your synapses that is rendering parts of your cranium follically challenged.

January 8, 2014

That monkey is pure distilled evil.

January 11, 2014

With a nose and a tail, he would be a pretty good, though still terrifying, monkey!

January 21, 2014

Yes, where IS the monkey’s nose & tail??? Thank you for your very kind note.