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In which our Hero writes a long entry at work describing some of the progressive crapfest that was his week but loses it all, not because of OD but because his laptop wouldn’t come back from going to sleep and I guess he didn’t save it like he thought he had, more fool him, and of course he’d recently updated his text editory thingy which apparently reset the autosave setting (which is such a profound courtesy, and as such, instead, he elects to tell a joke
Two contractors are working on putting together a room for a house. As they start nailing together the wood frames and panels, one of them makes a frustrated noise.
“What?”
“Well, half the nails are upside down, I keep having to throw them out.”
“You idiot,” the other one says. “Save those for the ceiling!”
Okay, I snorted at that joke.
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🙂
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That joke requires more coffee. If you were here, I would SEND YOU FOR COFFEE. 😉
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Your week sounds like mine. Progressively.
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I like your phrase “progressive crapfest” and shall use it often in the future. I hate when OD doesn’t save things properly. 🙁
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oh dear! =)
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lol progressive crapfest. i remember nights at work like that lol
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made me snort too. Funny. Not losing your entry. That was definitely not funny.
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I enjoyed the joke but the contractors were way too intelligent. Next time try to dumb them down a bit, kay? RYN: I will pay you to plan my wedding decor. I’ve got….*checks pockets*….two dollars, a wrapper from a Snickers bar, two tic-tacs and a business card for a clown that specializes in balloon animals and would be glad to play at bachelorette parties for a small additional fee. Do you charge extra for planning for ninjas? Because there are going to be a butt-ton of ninjas at my wedding.
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ryn: haha! I love a debate! I know just what to say! I’m going to write a reply to you at the bottom of my newest entry!! (don’t worry about debating me, I can never resist an invitation to a debate)
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you talkin technical jargon again?
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Heh
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i’ll hug her twice as tight for you 🙂
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considering that those contractors are paid by the hour, the joke’s not on them!
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Ryn: silly boy. I want them all. One I loved was not on sale, one I liked alot was. I’ll wait till the one I love is on sale. It’s a girl thing
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And no. I never return things. I just pass them along to somebody they fit
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Hey, you! Where have you been? I’ve missed you! Hugs! 🙂 KT
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ha, I sincerely hope to never overheard my contractors having a conversatio like that. 😉
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Progressive crapfest is genius!! I will adopt it as well.
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